This is a blog, kind of... I guess... no, you shut up.
So this is a blog of some sort. It’s something on my website to challenge me, entertain you and increase traffic. Let’s be real, increasing traffic is a big part of my goal. Also, Instagram followers. That’s probably more important than anything else on the planet. If you are not following me, then follow me or I’m basically dead to you. Then, tell about 20 of your friends to follow me. Really sell it.
Here’s some sample dialogue; “there’s this guy, his name is Yaw… it rhymes with wow, isn’t that clever? He’s a comedian that makes me laugh. Anyway, he has a great Insta and you should follow him. He worked out early in the morning, isn’t that just hilarious. I think he’s podcasting soon…”
Play with that.
Why start a blog in this political climate? Well, it’s not really a blog. It’s a place where I write sometimes and share it with you. I guess that’s a blog, but calling this a blog feels like too much pressure. I’m just going to write a bit about a few topics, not really adhere to a particular format or release schedule and share news. I will also take requests (I am benevolent after all). Yeah, that still sounds like a blog, but it’s not.
I hope to have fun with this, see where my brain leads us and at the end of the day I will become a better writer, entertainer, Instagrammer, Influencer and uncle.
I’m sorry for being so aggressive at the top. You don’t need to shut up.